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“hi. im pekko. did u know that u have rights? ur computer does too. the warranty says so, and so do i. i believe that until proven infected, every pc, laptop and printer in this country is innocent. thats why i fight 4 u, rivalta sul mincio! slow pc? virus? printer that wont print? dont wait. better call pekko!”

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CONSULTATIONSFree consultation hotline: 351-035-5506 · si parla italiano

What Pekko can do for you (free consultation · si parla italiano)

Virus removal — malware, pop ups, seventeen toolbars, a pc that takes 10 minutes 2 boot. cleaned and speeded up. pwned.Duplicate files — the same holiday photos saved 4 times, "copy of copy of copy". i find them, u say ok, they r gone.
Folder cleanup — desktop full, downloads exploding, photos on 3 disks and 2 phones. a place 4 everything. finally.Printer wont print — printers, scanners, "empty" cartridges that r full. it will print again today. probly.
Speakers, sound, mic — mute speakers, mic that crackles, headphones that dont pair, webcam gone missing.Drivers — graphic, audio, network, the update that broke everything. right driver, right place. ez.
Windows — clean install, upgrade, restore. all of them: 11 · 10 · 10/11 enterprise ltsc · arm64 · 8.1 · 8 · 7 · vista · xp · server.Office — install, repair, set up, with ur licence. 365 · 2024 · 2021 · 2019 · 2016 · 2013 · 2010 · office 4 mac.
System restore — the pc goes back 2 day one without loosing ur photos and documents. no drama.Change operating system — windows 2 linux and back, old version 2 new. data safe, programs back, printer included.
Document re-layout — thesis, cv, menus, flyers, reports: same words, decent look. even the table of contents that never aligns.Format conversion — doc, docx, odt, pages, pdf, pictures, audio, video: i open it, u get it back in the format u need.
Backup & recovery — b4 its too late. or right after, we can try.Wi-Fi & home network — routers, repeaters, cables, network printers, the corner of the house with no signal.
Cell phones — contacts backup, photos off the phone, ringtones, screens, chargers. all brands, even the bitten one.New pc, turnkey — set up, moved in from the old one, ready 2 go. u just turn it on.
Passwords & e-mail — accounts, logins, two factor. yes i will guess it. its the cat.Inside cleaning & parts — ssd, ram, fans, thermal paste. the pc stops sounding like a hairdryer.
Macs too — yes, they break. same prices, slightly more sighing. no genius required.Websites — i also make websites. this one took a afternoon in 2006 (allegedly).

Windows versions handled

Windows 11Windows 10Windows 10 / 11 Enterprise LTSCWindows ARM64Windows 8.1Windows 8Windows 7Windows VistaWindows XPWindows Server

Office versions handled

Office 365Office 2024Office 2021Office 2019Office 2016Office 2013Office 2010Office for Mac
WINDOWS OR OFFICE — FREE*

with ur first repair over €50 pekko installs and sets up windows or office 4 free: system updated, programs where they belong, printer connected. its all good, man.

CLAIM IT NOW *free is the installation, update and setup work, with ur own licence or one bought separately. no pirate copies: they carry more viruses than i remove.
Mincio Discount Mattress Barn: we won’t be undersold!!! Also: laptops. (does not exist)
Mac broken? Yes, it happens. We fix the ones with the bite too. No Genius required.
Crazy Gino’s Discount Laptops: prices so low they’re probably illegal (does not exist)

Weather

rivalta sul mincio: 21°C, partly cloudy. chance of viruses: 80%.

Free consultation hotline

351-035-5506
SI PARLA ITALIANO · not toll free · WhatsApp

ABOUT PEKKOa.k.a. the computer guy · it’s all good, man

hi!!! im pekko. i repair computers. thats it thats the bio. everything else below is bonus content ^_^

NamePEKKO (also pzkko, PeKKo, slippin pekko)
Real namealberto pecchini. dont tell anyone
Born06/28/2006, same day this website was last updated (coincidence? yes)
Locationrivalta sul mincio (mn), italy. house calls in the province, remote help everywhere
Jobim the computer guy. i repair computers. also printers, wich are not computers, they r enemies
Statusavailable (4 repairs)
Languagesitalian, english, windows error codes, printer noises
Moodfixing
Now playing56k modem handshake (extended remix)
Currently drinkingcoffee (donate one below)
Officeby appointment. also 3 am on channel 47
Transportpc ambulance (a white van in my imagination), a motorbike (no drivers needed)
Mottountil proven infected, every computer is innocent

Likes

  • printers that print
  • the mincio river
  • salami (payment accepted)
  • floppy disks (1.44 mb of hope)
  • impact font, in 3d
  • the sound of a fixed fan
  • my tortoise
  • my giant african snail

Dislikes

  • vista
  • toolbars (all seventeen)
  • "free" screensavers
  • the price of a charger with a bite on it
  • ppl who say "it just stopped working"
  • ink cartridges that r "empty"

Meet the staff

PEKKOPEKKOceo, cto, the computer guypoints at things until they work
THE TORTOISETHE TORTOISEhead of securityslow, steady, never been hacked
THE SNAILTHE SNAILcustomer relationsleaves a trail, follows up

Sites by Pekko

rivaltasulmincio.it · cascinafontana.xyz · the serious website · yours?

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click 👍 on the suit u like. real votes, no cheating (the tortoise is watching)

Mincio Dairy Call Center: press 1 for milk, 2 for tech support, 3 to moo (does not exist)
Mincio Scooter Wireless: Wi-Fi that follows you, slowly (does not exist)

PRICE LIST2009 edition · call 4 todays prices · si parla italiano

ServicePriceNotes
ConsultationFREEphone, whatsapp, e-mail or in person
SighFREEunlimited
Virus removal & cleanup€39toolbars removed at no extra charge
Duplicate file hunt€29u keep the cat photos u want
Windows clean install€49FREE with ur first repair over €50*
Office install & setup€29FREE with ur first repair over €50*
Printer exorcism€25holy water not included
Speakers / drivers / sound€25until u can hear the error beep again
Data recoveryfrom €59depends how dead it is
Backup setup€29b4 its too late (or €59 right after)
PC inside cleaning€35fans, dust, thermal paste
Wi-Fi & home network€35router, repeaters, the dead corner
Cell phone contacts backup€10all brands, even the bitten one
Document re-layoutfrom €19thesis, cv, menu, flyer
Format conversion€10first file free (coupon)
Hourly rate€20/h4 everything else
House call€10around rivalta sul mincio · free over €100
Mac surcharge€0same price, 30% more sighing

*with ur own licence. prices r the 2009 parody list: call 4 a real quote, u get one b4 anything starts. vat not applicable (occasional services). cash, paypal, postepay, bank transfer, salami (negotiable).

Gino’s Pizza & Data Recovery: free floppy with every margherita (does not exist)
Rivalta Tan & Toner: get a tan while we refill your cartridge (does not exist)

WE ACCEPT

CashVisaMasterCardPayPalPostePayBancomatBank transferSalami (negotiable)

AS SEEN ON TVChannel 47 · every night at 3 AM

TV commercial: Pekko in his office changing pose, call now 351-035-5506
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TESTIMONIALSreal comments from real ppl (and some from 2009)

Pekko worked for me!!!! (9 comments)

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jessica_88's webcam photo
jessica_88 03/14/2009 01:52 AM

omg pekko fixd my pc in like 2 hrs!!! ty ty ty!!! xoxo :)

BigTony_MN's webcam photo
BigTony_MN 05/02/2009 08:14 AM

my printer works now. i dont know how. i dont care. 5 stars.

grandma_rita's webcam photo
grandma_rita 05/19/2009 11:31 PM

PEKKO FIXED MY PC!!!! now i can feed my virtual cows again!!!1

mike_from_mantova's webcam photo
mike_from_mantova 07/07/2009 03:03 AM

he told me 2 stop downloading "free" screensavers. he was right :( epic fail on my part

kittylover2009's webcam photo
kittylover2009 08/23/2009 06:45 PM

lol he found 4000 duplicate photos of my cat. all of them of my cat. kept 3999

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dave 10/12/2009 12:10 PM

i thought vista was a virus. pekko said "close enough"

nerd4life's webcam photo
nerd4life 11/30/2009 01:59 AM

10/10 would boot again. also he ate my salami. worth it. w00t

raven_666's webcam photo
raven_666 01/15/2010 04:22 AM

my pc had 47 toolbars. pekko removed 46. i kept one for the memories.

PaoloPaolo's webcam photo
PaoloPaolo 02/28/2010 09:40 PM

he came 2 my house in a yellow suit. printer got scared and started working

Poll

POLL: whats ur biggest computer problem?

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PUNCH THE VIRUS AND WIN!!!

hit the virus 3 times as fast as u can. the clock starts on ur first click. best times go in the hall of fame (4 real)

A green virus. Punch it.OUCH!

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Hall of fame

  1. no scores yet. be the first!!!
Turtle Insurance Co. — slow, steady, insured (does not exist) Snail Express Courier — it’ll get there (does not exist)
Lake Garda Fish & Chips & Chips: RAM fresh daily (does not exist) Blow-Dry PC: hair salon & fan repair (does not exist)

E-CARDSSEND AN E-CARD TO A FRIEND

To: From: E-card #

fill in the names, pick a card, press submit: u get a real link 2 send on whatsapp, e-mail or wherever. ur friend opens it and gets the card. 100% real, 0% spam · 0 e-cards sent so far

#1E-card #1: Virus problem? I’ll turn that malware into a screensaver!
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#2E-card #2: Duplicate files? I can make them disappear!
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#3E-card #3: Printer problems? I’ll prove it’s not your fault
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#4E-card #4: Warrant out for your hard drive? I know a guy who knows a guy
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#5E-card #5: Slow PC? I’ll turn that Pentium into a slightly faster Pentium
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#6E-card #6: Forgot your password? I’ll guess it. It’s your cat’s name.
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OFFICE WEBCAMCam 1 · Pekko’s office · Rivalta sul Mincio

Pekko’s office: a desk, a beige phone, a wall of old monitors and printers, an Italian flag
CAM 1 · PEKKO’S OFFICE · RIVALTA SUL MINCIO
06/28/2006 03:12:44 AM
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LIVE OFFICE WEBCAM

pekko walks by every few seconds. press USE MY WEBCAM 2 put urself in his office (the picture never leaves ur computer). then choose a ugly filter and take a snapshot.

SHOUTBOX (real, public, live)

guest_1337: is he there?? 04/01/2010 03:12 AM

pekko: yes. always. what did the computer do 04/01/2010 03:13 AM

sandra72: hi pekko do u also fix toasters 04/01/2010 03:20 AM

pekko: only if they run windows. kthxbai 04/01/2010 03:21 AM

say hi. every1 sees it. no links. pekko reads it when hes not fixing printers

PEKKO’S FORUMreal topics by real ppl · no links · no spam · the tortoise moderates

TopicAuthorRepliesLast post
🔒 [STICKY] READ B4 POSTING: have u tried turning it off and on againpekko006/28/2006 11:00 AM
by pekko
📄 [SOLVED] printer prints blank pages!!!grandma_rita203/15/2009 10:11 AM
by grandma_rita
📄 HELP!!! my msn wont loginjessica_88104/02/2009 10:01 PM
by BigTony_MN
🔥 Vista or XP???? (need advice) HOTdave205/19/2009 02:00 PM
by pekko
📄 best antivirus 2009??mike_from_mantova106/28/2009 06:05 PM
by pekko
🔒 is limewire safe?xXx_D4rk_L0rd_xXx108/23/2009 11:00 AM
by pekko
🔥 PEKKO'S OUTFIT: rate the yellow suit HOTthe_snail112/01/2009 08:00 PM
by the_turtle

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PHONES & NETWORKSAll brands, all providers, all of 2009

CELL PHONE CORNER

Brands:

NokiaMotorolaSony EricssonSamsungLGBlackBerryHTCSiemensAlcatelPalmthe bitten one

Models we still remember:

Nokia 3310 (immortal)Nokia N95Motorola RAZR V3Sony Ericsson W810BlackBerry CurveHTC DreamSamsung StariPhone 3G (yes, that too)

Services:

  • contacts backup (sim → pc → new phone)
  • photos off the phone b4 it dies
  • polyphonic ringtones (see FREE RINGTONES)
  • wallpapers 176×220
  • bluetooth file transfer, the hard way
  • screen & charger replacement
  • unlock, legally
  • mms settings (remember mms?)

INTERNET PROVIDERS I CONFIGURE

Alice ADSLFastwebTiscaliLiberoInfostradaTele2TIMWindVodafone3 (Tre)56k dial-up (respect)Wi-Fi WEP (plz upgrade)FTTH (welcome 2 the future)

router, modem, repeaters, network printers, lan parties, the neighbours wifi (no).

Cell phone corner: contacts backup, ringtones, unlock, screens, chargers. All brands, even the bitten one.
Nonna’s Tortellini & Tech Support: she will ask if you’ve eaten (does not exist)
Zio Beppe’s Salami & Web Hosting: 99.9% uptime, 100% pork (does not exist)

COUPONSprint them. screenshot them. just call.

(coupons only, we r not monsters)

✂ CUT HERE NOVIRUS09 FREE VIRUS SCAN

with any repair over €50

expires 12/31/2009 (still valid, nobody updated it) · not valid with other offers · limit one per customer · pekko reserves the right 2 sigh.
✂ CUT HERE DRIVE10 10% OFF

driver installation. show this coupon. printing counts. screenshots count. just call.

limit one per household · not valid with other offers · limit one per customer · pekko reserves the right 2 sigh.
✂ CUT HERE WINOFF BUY 1 WINDOWS, GET 1 OFFICE

FREE* — *installation and setup, with ur own licence. no pirate copies.

void where prohibited · not valid with other offers · limit one per customer · pekko reserves the right 2 sigh.
✂ CUT HERE SIGH FREE CONSULTATION

pekko will look at ur pc and sigh, free of charge.

cash value 1/100 of €0.01 · not valid with other offers · limit one per customer · pekko reserves the right 2 sigh.

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